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William and Kate Fan-Fiction

April 29, 2011 3 comments

In all of his 28 years, he was never more nervous than now.

In all of the ups and downs and highs and lows that come with being an heir to the throne, nothing was as nerve-wracking as this one beautiful, tender, shining moment in William’s life. Here he was, about to be married to the girl of his dreams. A shiver ran up his spine as he caught a glimpse of her in her splendid, virginal gown.

Can any human being love someone as much as I love you? he thought. Is it possible?

Nobody noticed the slow rumbling—almost a gurgling—emanating from Kate’s throat. “Braaaaains…” she whispered slowly, seductively.

The Archbishop continued the service. “Secondly, it was ordained in order that the natural instincts—“

Kate leapt forward, grabbing the 60-year-old bishop by the cranium. “BRAAAAAINS!” she screamed before taking a solid bite from the top of his head. Her white dress quickly became soiled with the crimson red of his gushing blood. Read more…

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